Bits and Pieces
Thursday, January 22, 2004
  Yikes, another week, no more posts. Talk about your lack of self-discipline.

Art Garfunkel just got arrested for pot possession after his limo was pulled over for speeding in upstate NY.

I was most surprised to hear that Art Garfunkel still had a limo at his disposal.

But more importantly: Can't we all agree to leave Art Garfunkel the fuck alone?  
Wednesday, January 14, 2004
  Holy lord, has it been this long already? If I was the kind of person who believed in New Year's resolutions, first on my list would be to update my blog more often.

Actually, that isn't at all true. It wouldn't be first on my list, but it'd be somewhere on the list, at least.

What I'm trying to say is that I will post more frequently.

Anyways...

President Bush announced that he's going to spend $1.5 billion to promote marriage, especially in poor communities. As if marriage will take their mind off all the ways they've been fucked over...

More broadly: $1.5 billion to promote marriage? Who isn't aware of marriage at this point? I think the word is pretty well out on this one

In other news, I have no idea how to wear a scarf. I either end up looking like a foppish dandy or a biplane pilot, or there ends up being a triangle of exposed skin/shirt right around my trachea. This would be desirable if I had a tracheotomy at some point and needed the area open to breathe.

But I don't.

The more I think about it, the more I realize that there are all sorts of basic things like this that I really am just faking my way through. (I've been tying my neckties with a modified square knot since I've been 11 I think...)

Scarves, neckties, dinner etiquette, relationships...

Is there a book out there or something, or should I just rely on Google?


 
Ah, you know, the standard stuff. But funny.

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